The way points of this bicycle route:
Be on the look out for planes
Approaching Randy's Donuts
Photo op
Caution, Freeway traffic
Matteson Avenue Traffic Circle: Donut Cadet proving ground
Spudnuts: Modernist Donut, potato flower, no wheat, science, technology, donuts for a better world. Nuclear-age nutrition, better living through science.
Rough pavement/construction
Optional bathroom break at AK appartment (2 miles) --Next possible stop at IHOP near Yum Yum Donuts (7.2 miles).
Bathroom at the IHOP
First Yum Yum Donuts location (YumYum has bought a share of Winchel's Donuts)
Like in Battelstar Galactica, the chosen ones must enter a void of donut shops to get to the promised land.
Optional Bathroom Stop at CN's House
Now we begin the moving donut ascension meditiation. A brief physics explanation follows: to ascend to a higher level of donutocity, we must meditate while moving. We must quietly and peacefully transmit ourselves through the night streets of sleepy large-lot suburbs. By doing this, our concept of ourselves as a point will be replaced by a ring-shaped energy field. Our concept of ourselves as a point will vanish, it will be missing much like the donut hole. This is why we travel down Longden Avenue. Also, we'll probably need to take a break from all of those donuts or someone is going to throw up.
Wait, scratch that, we'll visit rose donuts, and then get on with all of that other stuff.
Enter dam area
Rough Pavement
This is your moment of zen. Fresh strawbery filled delicious donuts.
Be like Cole and ring Duarte in with your U-Lock.
End of the trail. Let's eat!!!